person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
luigisorchestra: bowtiesandbiscuits: 15th of March 2012. Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. I CANT EVEN HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS
maracatchi: Hey there. You’re cute [winks and falls down the stairs]